YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN WORKING AS A CLEANER FOR TOO LONG WHEN...
1. You knock at your friend's door and you accidentally said "HOUSEKEEPING!"
2. You can FINALLY clean your own toilet without feeling disgusted
3. No matter how much branded perfume you use, you can always smell the air freshener that you spray everytime you finish cleaning a room
4. Your hands become rough due to the extensive use of the chemicals (ow mom! look what they did to my hands!!)
5. Your hands can do the job automatically, even if you're thinking something else
6. Your boss calls you by your name not just screaming "Excuse me!! Hellooo!!"
7. You can speak English with African accent
8. You hate people coming and staying in the hall (coz there will be more rooms to do)
9. But when they're already there, you don't want them to go (coz if they leave, you've got to change the bedsheet, duvet cover, clean the room thoroughly..which is a nightmare)
10. But leaving is ok, if they left some tips or foods that they don't wanna eat, coz we can take them all. nice.
11. You hate teenagers (especially girls) staying there without their parents coming along coz the rooms are gonna be so messy, dirty, and worse than my room ^_^
12. You can't wait for Friday to come, coz it's pay day! (and also, you can leave at 1 o'clock for Friday prayer. nice nice.)
13. You're getting bored
14. You don't want to do overtime anymore
15. You realize it's about time that you hate your job
16. And finally, you're thinking, what the heck...i'm going back to malaysia tomorrow! ^_^
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